Mom: Ooo...What is that car in front of us? Is that a Jaguar?
Me: No, it's a Thunderbird.
Mom: Well, it could have been a Jaguar.
Me: Because a Jaguar emblam looks like a bird...
Mom: I knew it wasn't a Jaguar! I just didn't know what it was!
Me: I don't think you did know it wasn't a Jaguar.
(pause)
Me: This is going on the blog.
Mom: Shut up. You shouldn't make fun of your mother.
Me: You might make me a lot of money one day.
Mom: I won't make you any money. I'll probably end up spending all my money on you before I die.
My mother is hilarious. She doesn't mean to be, she just says things that are ridiculous on a regular basis. Don't get me wrong. I'm not disparaging her. Okay, so maybe I am, but not in a hateful way. She says things that make me laugh so hard I cry, and I want to share them. One day, I will look back and this blog and be able to remember how awesome my mother really was and how much fun we had. I hope you enjoy reading this blog as much as I will enjoy writing it.
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